“Red meat can kill you”? Oh shit, Mike Wallace! “Ok, I’m gonna fuck him now, but I won’t suck his dick for two weeks.” “All right, I’m gonna suck his dick now, but I won’t lick his balls till next month.” “All right, I’m gonna lick his balls now, but I won’t lick his ass till next year!”. We don’t need the death penalty! You are gonna get caught. Don’t worry, it won’t take long. I’m in the driveway. “And they need your help!” No, man! Shit, I eat a pig’s ass, if cooked right! to O.J. Now they’re telling that Colin Powell should run for vice president. What blood’s got to do with it?” (reference to Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got To Do With It”) That’s the big thing now, domestic abuse! Stacee Jaxx and Ar... CAMP ROCK Black people are 10% of the fucking population, Black people are in New York, DC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta … like, ten places, ok? They are chasing me. Why? Be-bop-bo-peek-a-boo, I hate niggers! And then the guy says, ‘Why must you go through all that, why not just oral sex? “They’re chasing me. People are full of shit, man. MICHAEL MCINTYRE: SHOWMAN (2020) – TRANSCRIPT, RNC 2020 & KENOSHA: LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER – TRANSCRIPT, BORDER WALL II: LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER – TRANSCRIPT, ROB SCHNEIDER: ASIAN MOMMA, MEXICAN KIDS (2020) – TRANSCRIPT, THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME (2020) – TRANSCRIPT, DUNE IS SLOW GOING BUT APT TO STICK IN THE MIND, INTERVIEW WITH DAVID LYNCH, DIRECTOR OF “DUNE”, DAVID LYNCH: DUNE (1984) – REVIEW BY PAULINE KAEL, JOHN MULANEY: KID GORGEOUS AT RADIO CITY (2018) – FULL TRANSCRIPT, JOHN MULANEY: THE COMEBACK KID (2015) – FULL TRANSCRIPT, JOHN MULANEY: NEW IN TOWN (2012) – FULL TRANSCRIPT, BILL BURR: THE PHILADELPHIA INCIDENT (2006) – Transcript, KEVIN HART: SERIOUSLY FUNNY (2010) – FULL TRANSCRIPT, DANIEL TOSH: PEOPLE PLEASER (2016) – FULL TRANSCRIPT. Ow! What kind of ignorant shit is that? Big brother. anklet like a prisoner … … And every time you leave the house you’ll have to check in: “I’m outside. This routine—which appeared both on his 1996 HBO special Bring the Pain and as track 12 on his 1997 album Roll with the New—is widely considered to be the breakthrough routine that established his status as a comedy fixture after he left Saturday Night Live. Please welcome Mr. Chris Rock! She shouldn’t be trusting you no more. “What about me? Men wrote everything. But she does. her now. Not while the president is white! Ah! Now what’s Martin Luther King? This is not the strutting Chris Rock of Bring the Pain, grinning as though the act of telling his jokes is getting away with something monumental. You know what happened? Shit, I want to eat there! I got some butter. Don’t believe the hype. “It’ll be all right if you just say you did it. Martina Luther King!”. I would never hit a woman. And you know that. (AUDIENCE CHEERING) “Do not come round with all that counting, shit, I can count too: 1, 2, 4, 5, so what? “Shit, I ain’t going to move back with my mama ’cause you ain’t in love! You get no respect coming out of school. “What happened to Pam?” “She thinks she’s cute.” But they keep the platonic friends forever, why? The war on drugs is bullshit, it is the way to get more motherfuckers in jail, that’s all it is … yes! I’m not saying he should have killed her … … But I understand! Ike Turner quotes › Chris Rock: Bring the Pain.
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I’m almost home. “You gave them to a little boy in Idaho? Niggas always want some credit for some shit they’re supposed to do. But you know what happens now? another phase in my life, at another point in my life, you know. You can’t go to no college with no GED! this is how we do this, And she’s gonna make sure you are getting no new pussy either, because she’ll give you a beeper, a cellular phone, a car phone, ??? BEGIN MAIN 'TITLE SEQUENCE: Nothing! Five years ago.
Nobody, it just seems like the right thing to say. What do you mean “He speaks well”? But you know, if you’re black, you get more respect coming out of jail than school. and Nicole to fuck off, man. you drunken cur's son, you. Al... What's up? What about the good side of crack? : (He’s paying) $25,000 a month (in alimony), another man’s driving around in his car and fucking his wife in a house he’s still paying the mortgage on. And you never know when she’s going to cash it in! Stop it! When it's not gaudy, tacky, For food! That’s right. There is a lot of uncontrolled What's up, London? wasn’t famous, he’d be in jail right now. White people don’t ????. Colin Powell can’t be president! You, like, threw up back here with You know, me and my girlfriend are having a dick-sucking contest” “And we thought you’d be a good judge.” You never got that call when you were single. Woman: ‘Cause niggas don’t read! So let me get this straight, I can make four years in six hours. In his second HBO stand-up special Chris Rock discusses life, relationships, racism, society, politics, and controversial figures such as OJ Simpson, Marion Barry, and even the President -- speaking not only from personal experience but also keen observations. You know, commitment may give you a headache every now and then … … new pussy always clears your mind!
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